Remember these fucking awesome things that were like winning the fucking lunchbox lottery when you were a kid?
Wanna know how to make your own, in BULK?
Fuck yes you do.
I don’t care if you are stoned and have the munchies, or pmsing like hell, these will make your life INSTANTLY BETTER.
You will need ONE BOX OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE MIX. (Just the dry mix, don’t make the damn thing.) Or Funfetti, whatever is available around where you live.
One container of COOL WHIP. YEAH THAT SHIT THAT IS MADE OF PURE CHEMICALS BUT TASTES LIKE FUCKING UNICORN JIZZ.
One tub of Vanilla yogurt! You can use plain yogurt if you don’t like it too sweet, but I like it with vanilla.
And of course, you need DUNKAROOS. YOU NEED THE COOKIE ANIMALS TO DIP INTO THE GLORIOUS ICING GOO, SO BETTER STOCK UP ON TEDDY GRAHAMS. They come in a multitude of flavours, but you will especially like the honey, cinnamon, or chocolate ones for your dunking purposes.
NOW. GET A BOWL.
-Put the dry cake mix in the bowl
-Add 2 cups of the coolwhip
-Add 2 cups of the yogurt
-Mix like crazy until most of the lumps are gone.
If it is a little dry you can add a bit more coolwhip/yogurt. Just do it in equal amounts.
YOUR FINISHED PRODUCT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS
Enjoy that fucking bowl of magic. You’re welcome.
I always make these on movie nights. I even dip fruit in it sometimes, best thing ever was chocolate dipped strawberries dunked in this stuff.